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You may want to subscribe to something that you are interested in and never knew existed. Ok, you have the net, but it all disappears after you switch the computer off. Want something more tangible? eNews offer the following:
Some ideas for you:
Motorcycle Cruiser Magazine
Magazine Description: Motorcycle Cruiser -Addresses the full spectrum of the street bike market including road tests, product evaluations, customized bikes, and riding techniques. (the best, no question)
Motorcycle Cruiser Magazine Page @eNews: Motorcycle Cruiser
Magazine Description Motorcyclist covers the full spectrum of street riding with a special emphasis on the practical aspects of motorcycling. (Streetbikes galore, can you ever get enough of motorcycles?)
Realms of Fantasy
REALMS OF FANTASY
Magazine Description Realms of Fantasy is magazine exploring the full spectrum of fantasy, from Arthurian sagas and heroic conquests to ancient myths and contemporary fantasies. Each bimonthly issue features a gallery of a top fantasy artist's work; book and movie reviews; and coverage of computer, board, card, and role playing games. (for those sick of reality, but don't want to go through rehab)
Arts & Crafts Magazine
ARTS & CRAFTS
Magazine Description Arts & Crafts Magazine is a bimonthly magazine for craft enthusiasts throughout the U.S. and Canada. Each issue contains ideas and suggestions for a wide variety of crafts projects and designs, including how-to articles, patterns, and similar materials. (you got to have something to do over the winter months)
Best Recipes-Easy Home Cooking
EASY HOME COOKING
Magazine Description Best Recipes-Easy Home Cooking appeals to the chef who wishes to prepare simple, tasty dishes. Published bimonthly, the magazine explains how to cook appetizers, entrees, desserts, and more. (for those LoneWolf bikers who like to eat something other than pu$$y)
Custom Classic Trucks
CUSTOM HOT ROD TRUCKS
Magazine Description Custom Classic Trucks focuses on the restoration and modification of vintage pickups, panels, sedan deliveries, and pre-1988 full-size American trucks. (Trucks don't normally have back seats, so you should be ok)
I heard another good one about this the other day:
drives a Ferrari, poor girl drives a truck...
But Debbie doesn't drive anything, she just likes to fornicate.
... did I get it wrong? Which part? Oh yeah, it doesn't rhyme... Now let's see, what could she like doing that rhymes with "Truck"?
Rod & Custom
HOT ROD & CUSTOM
Magazine Description Rod & Custom provides restoration advice for high-tech custom rods, vintage cars, and pickups. (cars have back seats, so watch it!)
Didja know: Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Some kids are accidents in the back seat.
Magazine Description Custom Planes is a bimonthly magazine filled with information of interest to all aircraft builders, desigers, restorers, and pilots. Features include articles on new technology and equipment, avionics, fabric covering, wooden construction, legal issues facing plane owners and pilots, and a nation-wide calendar of events. Whether you're a custom plane fanatic or a beginning novice, this magazine is a must-read. (Yeah, I know... they have "custom" anything nowadays!)
New Age, the Journal for Holistic Living
NEW AGE - HOLISTIC LIVING
Magazine Description New Age, the Journal for Holistic Living is one of America's most respected magazines covering holistic living. Each issue includes an exciting and thoughtful mix of features, columns, and departments that help readers explore new discoveries in natural health and wellness, personal growth, the environment, spirituality, and social change. (Holi what? "Holy Stick living"? Where's the #$%& dictionary when I need it!)
New Age Voice
NEW AGE - VOICE
Magazine Description Seeking music for relaxation, inspiration, or revitalization? New Age Voice is a definitive source for New Age, ambient/space/electronic, Celtic, world, avant-garde, Native American, and acoustic instrumental music. Each monthly issue features in-depth interviews with intriguing artists as well as profiles of up-and-coming performers. The magazine offers CD reviews and samplers, the latest music news, and tour and new release info.(there is nothing more relaxing than listening to music specially made to relax your spirit.)
Ok WHY??? Ok... I'īll tell ya... Ok, like, get this, right... If you eat lots of meat, it gets into your system... You're going to be a pretty agressive person. No, it's been proved! Really. If you eat just meat, you are a carnivore. You get that hunting stress that the primitives experience. You get colder, less ethical, more survivalist... Ok, we now know the whole body is connected, right? In the old days people talked of "the spirit" (wooOoo), then they discovered DNA and how it's all connected to the body. Bascially, "you are what you eat"... and it's been proved. They put a bunch of hyperactive bullies (kids) on a strict vegetable diet (boilt! yuck!)... and there was a marked improvement in their pattern of behaviour. Really! ... What I mean to say is: If you listen to hard stuff all the time, you become hard and cold, like a carnivore... If you lighten up a little, and let yourself go, think about your life, objectives, attitude, lifestyle and listen to something that has been engineered to sooth your spirit, you just might get a bit of your humanity back... and start caring... awwww...
Who am I kidding! It's dog eat dog out here! ... I guess we need to be hard? Well, it's good to know there's an alternative! Phew!
CMJ New Music Monthly
CMJ New Music Monthly
Magazine Description Read what's happening in the exciting world of new music in every issue of CMJ New Music Monthly. You'll read about the hottest new bands and recording artists around, as well as in-depth reviews and upcoming releases. Plus, every issue of the magazine includes a CD compilation of 20 songs. It's an aural delight! (Step into the groove! - and check out whats'appenin'!)
(YESSSSSS! You saw it here first! Go on, prove you're not gay!)
Hustler's Erotic Video Guide
HUSTLER'S EROTIC VIDEO GUIDE
Magazine Description Hustler's Erotic Video Guide is a monthly adult magazine that features in-depth reviews of the latest erotic video releases and information on the actors and actresses in them, all in the style of the renowned Hustler magazine. (HEY! WHY NO PICTURE??? (guess))
Magazine Description Photographic is a leading photographic magazine that offers expert advice on equipment and techniques for amateur and professional photographers. (Learnt to capture the magic of a moment.)
There is something magical about a still image. It's a captured moment... If you get it right, you will have frozen a part of history. Something for you to keep. The moment. Amazing, to be able to do that.
Magazine Description Popular Photography provides beginners, hobbyists, and professionals with information on photo composition, production, and new product reviews intended to aid creativity and enhance enjoyment of photography. Articles cover color, darkroom operations, travel and nature photography, video making, camera equipment, and buying guides. (There is something magical about a still image...)
Magazine Description Penthouse is dedicated to the sophisticated male (who has an appreciation for the female form). From outspoken contemporary commentary to photo essays of beautiful women, this monthly magazine is hot, sensual, and full of surprises (yeah, like, you might starts reacting to the pictures!). (There is something magical about a still image... Now you get it, don't you!)
Magazine Description Playboy is America's best-selling men's magazine. Stimulating articles, probing interviews, and eye-pleasing centerfolds make up a monthly issue of this provocative and informative publication. (Cream of the crop in tastefully photographed ladies... and a LOT to read, besides.)
Playboy has always been more of a a fashion statement that a "girly skin-mag".
- FIND YOUR OWN (BASED ON YOUR INTERESTS)
(There is a LOT of choice, we'd be here all day otherwise!)
AUDIO VIDEO: Audio and Video Magazines (What's new? What's best? What's affordable?)
ALL - CAR AUDIO: Car Audio Magazines (What's new? What's best? What's affordable?)
AUTO-CAR ENTHUSIAST: Auto Enthusiast Magazines (What's new? What's best? What's affordable?)
CAR SHOPPING: Car Shopping and Maintenance Magazines (What's new? What's best? What's affordable?)
CELEBRITY GOSSIP: Celebrity Gossip Magazines (blah blah blah. She did this, she did that, the bitch!)
COMPU GAMES: Computer and Video Games Magazines (What's coming? What's best? What's affordable?)
COOKING MAGS: Cooking Magazines (WARNING: Eat BEFORE you check this out!)
CRAFTS MAG: Crafts Magazines (Something to do on long winter nights... if you can't have sex.)
CUSTOM CARS: Custom Cars (Planning on building something to kill the neighbours (with envy))
COMPU HARDWARE: Hardware (Something for them to drool over!)
KIDS: Kids (They may
look like imps, but they're really quite underestimated, little
(Don't get me wrong, they may be suckers for sweets, but they can transform into pesky vermin at any moment!)
MAC: Macintosh magazines (For those tired of Windoze.. and Gates... and incompatibel drivers and startup errors!!!)
MENS: Men's (Magazine for MEN - Style and getting even with the feminists!)
MOTORCYCLE: Motorcycles (YESSSSSSS! This one's for us)
MOVIES: Movies (What's on? What's new? Who's doing what... Previews, interviews, etc.)
NEW AGE: New Age (Alternative lifestyle, anyone?)
PC MAGS: PC Magazines (For those not tired of Windows, Gates, popular choice, lower prices, etc.)
PHOTOGRAPHY: Photography Magazines (Learning to freeze that moment - forevermore)
ROCK & POP: Rock and Pop Magazines (You don't have to be a Rocker, you could just be interested in the biz!)
SOFTWARE: Software Magazines (What's new? What's coming? What's free? Aha, you'll find it here!)
TEEN MAGS: Teen Magazines (What ARE teens up to these days? What's hot? & Who's not?)
Here is a taste of some hots and not so hots:
Getting kissed by your
grandmother is not so hot...
Getting kissed by your grandmother, if she's Natasha Kinski is HOT! ( In fact: Sizzling!)... *drool*
Being GIVEN a CAR is H.O.T.
When you find out it's the car that has been standing in the back of your garden the last 20 years, it's not.
Being given a new pair of WINGS
- is HOT!!!
finding out it's the newly amputated wings of a dead sparrow someone found, is not.
(ok, that was a bit of an 'angel' joke... I guess since only mortals will ever read this, with the occasional angel looking over their shoulder, most of you won't get it. You probably thought we were talking about "hot wings", didn't you! Nevermind.)
Getting a new sock is HOT...
Getting a new sock because you grew an extra foot, is not.
(Anyone living near a nuclear plant, toxic waste dump, or living in New Zealand, will probably get that one.)
All work and no pay makes jack a poor
All work and no pay makes jack a poor boy
All work and no pay makes jack a poor boy
All work and no pay makes jack a poor boy